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Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.
Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.
by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025
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Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
Jimmy Carter is history's greatest monster.
by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025
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Jimmy

He is a person that is straight forward to one thing. No matter what someone says a different opinion his thought does not change.
Jimmy STOP 1.5!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Shrekak-47m416ikr November 9, 2020
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on jimmy jam

when someone uses this phrase they are speaking above god to prove they are saying the truth
by bigbarry1212 May 20, 2023
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Jimmy Scott

Only the greatest Jazz singer in the world. He's like 90 years old and still making music. Ho yeah.
Ava: Hey, you want to listen to Jimmy Scott?
Steve: Who's Jimmy Scott?
Ava: Die. Now.
by freddy2fan April 29, 2008
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Jimmy G Moment

When your friend drops the ball and gets very angry.
Person A: "I can't believe she liked me all along!"
Person B: "Damn, that's a Jimmy G moment!"
by MikeBarnes248 January 30, 2022
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Jimmy niggatron

by Zous2005 April 20, 2021
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