End of the World Dump

An End of the World Dump is a sudden, intense poop that strikes usually at an inconvenient time such as at work or with company. It's an uncomfortable and hefty number 2 that results in a large and explosive shit, so powerful that it feels like the end of the world.

"Jeff, where did you go? We were in the middle of dinner."

"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."

by Absurd_Alfred June 28, 2023

Killer scorpion dumpings

A bowel movement that feels so awful it is as though you are shitting live, angry scorpions.

"Oh man, I just had a ton of hot wings. I'm going to have some serious killer scorpion dumpings tomorrow."

by Rechan December 28, 2008

Pre-race Dump

The act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. The Pre-race Dump (PRD for short) is an essential part of any smart racer's routine.

"There is absolutely no way that I will lost this race after that PRD"

"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."

by BeulahBeast May 23, 2012

train spotting dump

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.

I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

by KPS Alumni March 26, 2013

dump trucked

In first person shooters, to take a shotgun blast to the chest.

I though I had him beat, but then he turned around and dump trucked my ass.

by Hovdaholic June 22, 2007

Scoop Dump Chisel

The act of scooping a breast then duming it and then grabbing like the chiseling of clay

Oh adam scoop dump chisel me!

by bc2k12 May 2, 2011

DUMP 'N' RUN

The art of passing wind in a crowded and confined area, but managing to exit without suspicion before the stench hits the innocent and unsuspecting by standers.

After successfully downloading a world class stinker in the Asda bread aisle, Zak fled the scene and on exit gave Nicki the regulation warning "Do not go into aisle 5! I just carried out a grade A dump 'n' run!" To which Nicki turned and moved swiftly away.

by Hotsauceonmyburrito May 26, 2010