Youse all wanna coffee?

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.
We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?
by tirtle June 28, 2018
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Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack September 26, 2016
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Hardcore coffee drinking

drinking 5 cups of coffee, with each cup of coffee containing 500x the amount of caffienne in normal coffee
by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 24, 2020
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coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.
(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."
by JimBean25 May 11, 2017
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Coffee Slut

Attractive Starbucks Barista who writes flirty notes on your boyfriends Coffee lid.
Cindy asked “Hey Chris did that Coffee Slut ask you to have A Fabulous Friday?”
by sea net playa September 09, 2021
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Coffee Slut

Tattooed sexy Starbucks Barista who your girlfriend is jealous of because she leaves flirty provocative messages on your coffee lid.
Cindy asked:
“Did that coffee slut tease you with another smiley faced message “
by sea net playa September 08, 2021
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Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!
Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.
by DataGlasses October 30, 2023
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