The act of watching a previously recorded movie, TV show or sporting event with your friends when you each remain in your own homes and synchronize your DVDs to play simultaneously.
Simon: Are you going over to Nick's place to watch last night's game with him?
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.
by Ike Stockton July 20, 2015
Get the bro-watch mug.The wearing of one's sunglasses (usually Oakley or SPY) on the upper forehead/hairline instead of covering the eyes
"When Ryan comes inside, he never puts his sunglasses in their case, he wears his Oakley Gascans on his head like they're a bro tiara"
by goodbyeplease July 23, 2015
Get the bro tiara mug.An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.
Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)
To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.
Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)
To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.
Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
by hydra-phobia August 29, 2015
Get the Bro Brain mug.Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance
Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.
by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016
Get the Bro smearing mug.A popular slang term originating from kenya which is used to show disatisfaction and disbelief when someone tells you something.
Blake told me he tapped Amy last night and i was like " wazi bro" as i couldnt believe whay he was saying.
by J.m.e.s December 20, 2016
Get the Wazi bro mug.Bro-neutral: Remaining neutral when your friends argue among themselves, even when they request your opinion.
Kiersten watched as her friends argued over a billiard rule, but she declared herself to be "bro-neutral", like Switzerland.
by Beccaaaa72 December 12, 2015
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