train spotting dump

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.

I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

by KPS Alumni March 26, 2013

Pre-race Dump

The act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. The Pre-race Dump (PRD for short) is an essential part of any smart racer's routine.

"There is absolutely no way that I will lost this race after that PRD"

"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."

by BeulahBeast February 28, 2012

One Dump Chump

A man that can only ejaculate once and cannot recover for another round. This is not to be confused with a one minute man, as it has very little to do with stamina and the longevity of the session.

My husband takes forever to bust a nut but once he does he's a One Dump Chump.

by janessa107 April 30, 2017

plastic dump truck

When your partner wraps plastic wrap around your melon and shits on yo' face.

I got hot and steamy when I gave Cheddar Bob the plastic dump truck.

by PorkyPyg November 21, 2007

Killer scorpion dumpings

A bowel movement that feels so awful it is as though you are shitting live, angry scorpions.

"Oh man, I just had a ton of hot wings. I'm going to have some serious killer scorpion dumpings tomorrow."

by Rechan May 27, 2007

Poopy McDump-Dump

This would be said when someone is trying to say something, but can't think of the word and inadvertently says this instead.

"Remember, it was at the, aw poopy mcdump-dump!"

by Shnurf Shnurf Bagribbles August 04, 2009

Scoop Dump Chisel

The act of scooping a breast then duming it and then grabbing like the chiseling of clay

Oh adam scoop dump chisel me!

by bc2k12 April 13, 2011