Widow-Dicking

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

Dick Deficiency

When a girl goes too long without dick, which leads to personality changes, like being hangry. Symptoms include:
Bitchyness
Being irrational

Angry for no reason

Bethany has been bitchy ever since she broke up with her boyfriend, she must have a dick deficiency.

by Squilysquil October 25, 2016

Rent-A-Dick

Male used by a couple to join in their sexual activities, threesomes, cuckolds, and fantasies.

Its not an easy task for a couple to find a like-minded and available rent-a-dick.

by Watchus34 May 25, 2020

dick muppetry

The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.

There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

Dick lean

Dick Lean is a condition caused by only wanking with one hand. For some reason the hand position with which you can generate most speed and power (which is also the most comfortable position) pushes your dick out to one side. Eventually your dick becomes noticeably lopsided.

look at that the masturbatone in his left arm compared to his right! he must have a massive dick lean.

by l3eck93 April 5, 2010

Tuna dick

When a guy doesn't wash himself in some days or pees a lot without shaking it clean, and the penis starts emanating a rancid smell of pissy tuna.

I ain't gonna suck that. You smell like tuna, go wash yourself.

It seems that you suffer from a severe case of tuna dick.

by Old Janitor May 2, 2017

Dick Depot

A girl who is very sexually promiscuous.

X: Whoa. Katie is really quite the dick depot.
O: I know, I fucked her last night.
X: Me too!

by KatrinatTamica October 9, 2008