purple headed mushroom 

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"

"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"

purple headed mushroom by ScottScottKPT November 29, 2007

Purple Clam 

No we have an opposite of blue balls... Purple clam. Girl's get to have a phrase for being horney, desperate, pissed off for not getting laid, and having sexual frustration.

Hey girlfriend, how was your night? Oh it was terrible after not getting any I totally got purple clam.

Purple Clam by Kiss2113 September 22, 2012

Purple headed warrior 

The bulbouse tip of the penis.

Can I insert my purple headed warrior up your quivering mound of love pudding and explore every crevis of your femmininity

Purple headed warrior by AiyUpCocka September 13, 2018

purple pumpkin 

hearing something in a conversation that wasn't actually there
-OR-
adding someting mentally into a conversation that wasn't there

Person #1: So my friend is getting a tatoo of a purple pumpkin on his arm.
Person #2: What? Why?
Person #1: Because he likes pumpkins.
Person #2: But why is it purple?
Person #1: It isn't.
Person #2: You just said it was.
Person #1: ... no I didn't. I said he was getting a pumpkin tatoo. That's it.
Person #2: .... oh. Nevermind.

purple pumpkin by The Peanut Gallery January 6, 2005

Purple Eye 

When after having oral/anal sex, the man pulls out and whips his penis around and hits the woman/other male in the eye, leaving a bruise

Dude, after i got done with that hoe, i gave her the purple eye!

Purple Eye by himminyhimminyhaw March 31, 2009

Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

Purple headed yogurt slinger by decklund February 20, 2009

Purple Cat

A nude picture sent via cell phone.

Dude, check this purple cat that Lindsay sent me! Her tits are noice!

Purple Cat by Rich Porcello October 16, 2009