plesentries

The word used for saying hello, goodbye and other things. You may exchange plesentries with your boss or Mom.

"I was simply exchanging plesentries!"

by GlitterGirla October 28, 2014

Pleasure Selfie

A pleasure selfie is a selfie taken that has no more than one person. The person is usual smiling, looking serious or sometimes even smizing (smiling with their eyes). A pleasure selfie is most commonly posted on Instagram with the caption being a quote about love, heartbreak, loss, sadness, happiness, the opposite sex. Pleasure-Selfie takers also use captions such as "I'm so ugly", "Deleting soon", Not sure about this' and the good old "#ewmyface" these captions are used for people to say "Oh no, you're beautiful" or "Don't delete you're gorgeous". These Pleasure-Selfie takers can be found in many places so watch and always keep one eye open.

Jim: Did you see Monica's pleasure selfie it was so hot
Bob: Yeah but she's totally fishing for compliments

by lexie_watermelon08 April 28, 2015

pleasure bagel

A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.

Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.

by NiceWaters December 20, 2015

pleasant fart

The unexpected happyness when its just a fart and no shit

That was rather a pleasant fart

by durpysquid January 11, 2016

Pleasantable

When something is not quite pleasant, but on its way to it.

Similar to something being just okay, or alright.

Guy 1: "Hey man, how was the party?"
Guy 2: "Not too crazy. I was looking to get fucked up, but it was pleasantable."

by LilRed004 September 14, 2016

Peeased

You're a guy. You're with all your friends at a party, just sitting around a table fuckin' chillin' until some hottt ass chick just comes up to you and starts talking to you. Everything's going fuckin' great and you're sure your chances are pretty good, and then, she pops the question. "Can you take me to the restroom? ;)" She's trying to take you in private to hook up, and you get ready to tell her you had a vasectomy so you don't have to wear a condom. You got that swag in your step and the she drops her pants and you're making eye contact with that cunt. You know she's ready, at this point you go in for that kiss cause girls like to do stupid shit like that, but then, suddenly, A RIVER OF PISS JUST STARTS FUCKING FLOWING OUT OF HER. You hear the loud hiss of disappointment as your dreams of fucking go down the drain with her piss. She dips like the complete tease she is knowing damn well she showed you her calico and then left your disappointed ass there with balls as blue as the bathroom tiles. You walk out of the bathroom looking defeated, so your homies hand you some sauerkraut and a coors and then tease the shit out of you because your bitch ass got peeased.

"Shiiii bruh, ma nigga Anders was fa sho he was gon' git pleased, but that po' nigga got his ass peeased!"
Soltuon tease teased PT flirt flirtacious Jesus H. Christ Jesus Our Lord and Savior Adolf "Right Idea" Hitler Nigger Nigga Anders

by QueefEater696969 June 22, 2016

Pleasure biking

To remove the seat of a bike and insert the rod into the ass or vagina

I went pleasure biking.

Want to go pleasure biking?

by Canidoiy September 28, 2017