Peeased

You're a guy. You're with all your friends at a party, just sitting around a table fuckin' chillin' until some hottt ass chick just comes up to you and starts talking to you. Everything's going fuckin' great and you're sure your chances are pretty good, and then, she pops the question. "Can you take me to the restroom? ;)" She's trying to take you in private to hook up, and you get ready to tell her you had a vasectomy so you don't have to wear a condom. You got that swag in your step and the she drops her pants and you're making eye contact with that cunt. You know she's ready, at this point you go in for that kiss cause girls like to do stupid shit like that, but then, suddenly, A RIVER OF PISS JUST STARTS FUCKING FLOWING OUT OF HER. You hear the loud hiss of disappointment as your dreams of fucking go down the drain with her piss. She dips like the complete tease she is knowing damn well she showed you her calico and then left your disappointed ass there with balls as blue as the bathroom tiles. You walk out of the bathroom looking defeated, so your homies hand you some sauerkraut and a coors and then tease the shit out of you because your bitch ass got peeased.

"Shiiii bruh, ma nigga Anders was fa sho he was gon' git pleased, but that po' nigga got his ass peeased!"
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Peeased by QueefEater696969 June 22, 2016

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased. 

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased. by Nihlus November 21, 2010

peased out 

A person who consistantly passes out from being a lightweight drinker or just a pussy. Some people have a high alcohol tolerance some have a high pass out rate, this is for the latter.

"Look at Justin he is peased out again"

"Man, Is that kenny peased out in the backyard?"

peased out by Ryan McIver November 16, 2006

pleased as punch 

means someone is very pleased

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”

pleased as punch by momentaralee May 7, 2008

Butt pleased 

Being contented with a situation or product, the opposite of butt hurt

The food and service were excellent, I am very butt pleased!

Butt pleased by CaptainJeanLucPicard May 3, 2019

Pleasedo 

(pronunciation "plu-see-doe")
A combination of too much coffee and too much work before noon can result in this being asked of you by your supervisor; the definition is vague, although it implies a polite request or command being made to do an unsavory task.

Usually found in handwritten notes and directives.

Derived from the English for " If it is your desire or pleasure" and "make: engage in, or perform."

Also rumored to be the name of a Latin dance originated in Albany, New York; there are no formal steps/techniques recorded.

My supervisor asked me to pleasedo the reports, but I don't want to.

This memo was on my desk: "Pleasedo these charts by 5pm" and it was signed by my boss.

Pleasedo by Faye Dundler-Mifflin May 4, 2010

Peased 

When one over comes another in an argument using superior intelect.

Guy 1: Vending machines kill more people than sharks.
Guy 2: But vending machines dont have a week dedicated to them now do they?
Guy 3 to Guy 1: Wow, you just got Peased

Peased by Chad Pinkerton August 22, 2010