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plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................
A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................
by anonymous August 5, 2004
mugGet the plastic hammersmug.

Hammer

A violent and angry social justice warrior who uses calling out on social media just to get revenge on people he personally doesn’t like.
He was a total Hammer the fact that he tried to get my friend fired from his job.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018
mugGet the Hammermug.

Pigeon Hammer

A strange objet

insult
Whats that?! oh thats a pigeo hammer!

shut you face ya pigeon hammer!
by SPG September 30, 2003
mugGet the Pigeon Hammermug.

Hammered

When a white guy, in college, gets so drunk he can’t hit the head of a nail with his face.
Bob: Yo!,Tim, Johnny got hammered last night. He couldn’t walk an inch. He fell flat on his ass!
by ShitDemon01 October 6, 2018
mugGet the Hammeredmug.

Batty Hammer

A hammer that you hit people with in rdr2 and shout “man got that batty hammer!”
by PPslayer85 November 10, 2020
mugGet the Batty Hammermug.

hammer

Hammer also referred to as revolver or pistol 40 plus caliber used in sentence
"You know I always keep that hammer next to me" young MA OOOUUU
by call me mixed December 20, 2016
mugGet the hammermug.

Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."
by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021
mugGet the Hammer Dickmug.

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