Halloween

An excuse for everybody!
For teenage girls to dress like sluts!
For little boys to dress up like robots and aliens and not be teased!
For nerds to cosplay as things no sane person has ever heard of!
For adults to get roaring drunk and not be given a second look!
For paedophiles to hand out free candy to willing little children!
For idiots to watch the same three horror movies they watched last year!
And for silent misanthropes to bang their head against the wall for another four hours.

(Day after Halloween)
Jack: Hey, did you see that horror movie at Dan's place last night?
Bob: No, I couldn't get there. The road was too blocked up with slutty teenage girls, cosplay geeks, drunken adults and possible child predators.
Jack: Good thing I'm a silent misanthrope, then.
Bob: Agreed.

by Marvelator November 2, 2013

Halloween Boos

The emotional state you go into when you can't figure out what to be for Halloween.

I can't figure out what to be for Halloween... I have the Halloween Boos.

by handsoff_banzhaf October 31, 2010

hallowthanksmas

the 'holiday' season. It begins with Halloween, morphs into Thanksgiving and ends with the Festival of lights, which may be Christmas, Hanukkah, Yuletide, Kwanza, or Festivus.

Happy Hallowthanksmas beeotch! I'm so glad it's over.

by mr big cheese January 1, 2012

Hawkins Hallow

An area located in Normallville, PA filled with trailers and everything known to man that's illegal including stripers, drugs, a lot of incest, and counterfeiting money. The majority of the people living there are scurfy, smell bad, don't take showers, and are highly uneducated.

girl 1-"See that girl right there"
girl 2-"Yea she looks pregnent"
girl 1-"She is and it's her brother's baby"
girl 2-"Well that's not a shocker she lives in Hawkins Hallow"

by softball_lover#10 April 2, 2009

hellol

Yet another creative extemporisation of LOL.

Typically surreptitiously used as a greeting to individuals unaware of the disturbing world of internet chat subculture.

After said usage, one often thinks to one's self "lol".

Attractive Woman: "Excuse me."
Nerd: "Hellol"
Attractive Woman: "..."

by Grae September 29, 2003

Halloween Hangover

The act of being sick from eating too much candy.

Nahh I can't go out tonight guys, I have a halloween hangover.

by pRad December 5, 2007

hallo

A long-standing traditional greeting of the Vice-President (or 'Librarian') of The Oxford Union Society, in honour of the long line of genial Germans who seemed to thrive in the position.

Hallo! I am Calling from the Oxford Union in Great Britain.

Or

I just called to say hallo!

by Hasan A. Ali September 22, 2011