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Hairy Thumb

A nickname that is used in someone who in which doesn’t have a jawline nor neck to the extent where you look like a “Hairy Thumb” from almost any angle.
How’s it going, Hairy Thumb?
by KaiFentat November 23, 2025
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Shotgun Thumb

A collection of small cuts and wounds on one’s thumb from excessive beer shotgunning, earned through repeated puncturing of the beer can.

Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic
Woke up with a serious case of SGT (Shotgun Thumb) must’ve been a FERDA send.
by Smurpho16 December 15, 2025
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White Thumb

1. (n.) When your thumb gets semen all over it after a person (typically male) masturbates

2. (n.) A person with a lot of experience in masturbating
1. "I had a White Thumb last night after I masturbated"

2. "I've been masturbating for so long I have a white thumb
by Omnisexual-Man February 16, 2024
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Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..
I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...
by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024
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Putting thumbs where they don't need to be

Idiom used when someone is being/making something disorderly or to describe someone as loving gossip
1: Person 1: You really need to stop putting thumbs where they don't need to be.

Person 2: I'll put it all back when I'm done, I promise.

2: They keep putting their thumbs where they don't need to be.
by Imaginary_Fiend March 24, 2024
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two left thumbs

An expression referring to someone who is bad at video games. Derived from the common idiom “Two left feet” which means someone who’s bad at dancing.
I was struggling to play the new video game. I have two left thumbs.
by mauriziaH July 4, 2021
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