Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

by J-Gunther April 8, 2022

Swamp fridge

An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head

My buddy Paul bragged about doing a swamp fridge while visiting a small town gym.

by Swamp diver April 13, 2022

Swamp Donkey

(noun) insult; description of nasty; an ass (donkey) that's like a swamp (smoldering, humid, and sweaty).

I can't believe he fell for HER! She's a swamp donkey! Yek Shrek Shit the bed Fred!

by Killynit23 April 19, 2022

Swamp

1: to be overloaded with work

2: a biome in which a certain ogre may reside

1: I’m sorry I can’t come to the movies I swamped with work

2: What are ya doing in my swamp??

by Clover saw April 22, 2022

swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022

Swamp Donkey

Is when a pitcher throws a pitch and gets absolutely crushed.

Pitcher: “Gonna go for slider inside” <<Pitched>>- <<WHACK>>

Announcer: “ Oh My! He hung that slider and ended up being a Swamp Donkey!”

by SwampDonkey_1013 May 24, 2022

SwagPanda2343

Swagpanda2343 is the coolest person in the world, he has never died in gpo (especially not by drowning). SwagPanda2343 is willing to waterboard anyone who dares to disrespect how to train your dragon. If one should ever encounter such a godly being, they should never look into his sparkling eyes.

Nitry is a SwagPanda2343

by Nitry May 25, 2022