Definitions by J-Gunther

Swamp tour 

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

Swamp tour by J-Gunther April 8, 2022

Swaudible 

The act of changing an infants swaddle in the middle of the night unbeknownst to your partner. A swift decision to change the babies swaddle due to lack of ability to use the current swaddle.

When I woke up in the morning I noticed that my partner had called a swaudible on our baby in the middle of the night.

Swaudible by J-Gunther January 31, 2022