Matcha mouth

Post-drinking matcha when you have green residue on your lips, making them appear green.

Girl, wipe your matcha mouth off, you look like you kissed Shrek!

by anonymous June 3, 2025

Matcha Nigga

A classier type of brother, he don't drink coffee, he drinks matcha. He a matcha nigga.

I don't drink coffee, ima matcha nigga now

by Gods second son(Kanye) June 10, 2025

Matchat

When you catchup for a chat over Matcha.

“Are you free for a Matchat?”

by MetroMel June 19, 2025

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

Matcha'd

When a girl in a hot pink sweater dumps a whole ass cup of matcha on you in the middle of the courtyard after a "most performative male" contest

Yo, did you see Raf at the performative male contest? He got Matcha'd badly.

by saltenpasta November 12, 2025

mitchelli

this dude in our school who switched schools in 4th grade because he kept being bombastic and sigma to the teachers; a way to say holy _____ but less offensive; a way to say banana and monkeys

me: holy mitchelli finally the lunch is good!
my friend: for real!!!!
*opens it*
me: HOLY MITCHELLI I TAKE IT BACK

by school_chromebook_user November 19, 2025

Mitchell yuza

something you say when you dont want to reffer to your penis while in church

"hey brady would you like to see my Mitchell yuza?"
"hell no man were in church!"

by ValZLuV November 28, 2025