instanet

dumbass slang for the internet

I found Justin Bieber on that instanet yo. He was tearing that ass up.

by pimptracy May 16, 2011

Instajizz

When something so incredible happens that you lose control and instantly jizz your pants

Person 1: "Dude when i turned that corner and saw that Taylor Swift poster i Instajizzed"

Person 2: "Yeah because she is Taylor Swift!"

by Sebastien Carson September 6, 2011

installectual

When a usually derpy person shows inexplicable signs of intelligence or what may seem to be intelligent.

Derpert was just a normal guy with an average IQ... until he discovered the wonders of weed!

Now, Derpert is an installectual in the field of cannabis, earning his PhD in philosophy and living in his parent's basement.

by SorrowfulSinner January 27, 2012

Instatwitumblebook

Verb.

The act of posting a picture to instagram, twitter, tumblr, and facebook all at the same time.

Andrew: "did you see that picture of Becca and me I posted last night?"
Julia: "nooo???"
Andrew: "how could you not have? I instatwitumblebooked it!"

by Andrewcitoooo September 1, 2012

instant rebate

masturbation a second time in quick succession, with no down time

That porn was such a good deal. I got an instant rebate.

by bohut September 9, 2012

Instagram Urban Explorer

A person who usually goes into an abandoned building and "flicks" pictures usually with an iPhone or Android. They claim to be a photographer or artist after editing their 5 megapexil shot with a fisheye and over abusive HDR effect. Snapseed is usually the #1 "editing" program they use. You can spot them out in real life as they are usually middle aged wearing a bandana around their mouth or disposable dust mask as a form of protection. If you do see them don't be alarmed as they usually stick to one place only and proclaim themselves as an explorer. Lastly they abuse hashtags by using some type of subject following the day in the week "brickmonday" "rustythursday" and put a quote from someone they know nothing about in order to make them sound intellectual. The more crews they are in the better Instagram urban explorer they are.

Girl: Hey Why can't I take pictures in the dark?

Guy: Well stop using your ipad you whore and get a real camera. Fucking Instagram Urban Explorers.

by Jhm June 15, 2014

Instamoist

When women and male feminists genitals get instantly lubricated by precum or lady juice the moment they are excited by something i.e. 50 Shades of Gray, One Direction, Feminist Frequency.

John: Oh did you see they're making a cross over of Fifty Shades of Gray and 12 Years A slave?
Peter: Yeah I saw the lead actor will be some coked up nigger into bondage with white women.
John: I heard Scott in accountings wife got INSTAMOIST because she has a thing for black men, I hear Scotts a bit of a cuck.

by suburbanmayhem February 16, 2015