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Instajizz
Person 1: "Dude when i turned that corner and saw that Taylor Swift poster i Instajizzed"
Person 2: "Yeah because she is Taylor Swift!"
Person 2: "Yeah because she is Taylor Swift!"
Instajizz by Sebastien Carson September 6, 2011
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Skydiving Instajizz
Where a man jumps from an airplane with no parachute, masturbating during his decent until he lands with his erect penis inside a hot chick's vagina. They both die, then the man jizzes inside her snatch.
Skydiving Instajizz by harrison ford July 30, 2014
insta-jizz
insta-jizz by 1337er than you September 3, 2005
Insanizzle
Insanizzle by GabrielG26 February 17, 2010
insta jizz
Jeffrey: This PvP gear is "insta jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"
insta jizz by cloudrunner66 April 29, 2011
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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