wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan 

The desire to cause someone extreme pain and/or suffering. The frying pan reference comes from the Disney movie "Tangled."

Person 1: Man, I just ate that entire dish of brownies on the counter!
Person 2: Dude, I made those for my friend!
Person 1: Sorry, dude.
Person 2: You frustrate me so much, sometimes I just wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan!

wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan by fandomgirl92 August 7, 2012

Fling Factor

A measurement of how interesting or boring something is - usually a conference or training. It comes from the desire to fling oneself on the floor from boredom. A high fling factor or High FF is when something is so tedious and boring that one not only feels that one will fling oneself on the floor, but that one is within moments of doing so.

Within an hour of attending the training, Kathy determined the conference had a high fling factor.

Fling Factor by mishymc December 7, 2009

Leather Flaying 

Sitting on leather seats with bare skin on a hot day is asking for trouble. When you attempt to rise from the seat, you have to rip your skin from the surface that it has practically merged with, thus giving yourself a painful Leather Flaying experience. If you're lucky, you won't have made full body contact. Having sex on a leather sofa is a big mistake. 50% of the gasps and moans will be of pain as you tear your body away, leaving 6 layers of skin behind.

"Your back looks all sunburnt, Jim"
"It's not, I was shagging Vicky on the sofa and got a serious leather flaying"

Leather Flaying by MagickDio March 7, 2010

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan 

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan by brendan July 11, 2004

Spring Fling 

1. A casual relationship between two persons who are usually attracted to one another. This can involve puppy love, sex, or perhaps just “hooking up.” The common “spring fling” can refer to a fling that takes place during the named season (Spring is when many animals mate).

2. Spring Fling can also refer to a colligate dance held at a few American universities (i.e. Tufts University and the University of Pennsylvania).

1. “Did you hook up with anyone during your trip to Mexico, Sandy?”
“Sort of. I met this really sweet guy and we spent a lot of time together.”
“Sounds serious… are you guys going to get married?”
“Quit teasing, Barbara, it was just a little spring fling.”

2. “Are you going to the Spring Fling at Penn this year, Carl?”
“Nah. It’s just a bunch of bros giving out free hotdogs.”

Spring Fling by Dr. Beta April 10, 2008

Flyin' T 

The act of giving or getting hit with a "Flyin' T" is someone who runs up out of nowhere with or without pants on, but having their penis out to jump into the air spinning with their arms out in "T" formation (thus the "T" in "flyin' T") and slapping, hitting, or srtiking their entended target in the face with their penis.

"dude! i was in the mood for a massive Flyin' T, so i just went for it! thank god the ceiling was so high! she was like 6'2!"

Flyin' T by Gazetti December 29, 2007

fling cleaning 

(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.

Guy 1- "Yo, dude, you trying to play Call of Duty?"
Guy 2- "Nah man, I gotta get my room cleaned up."
Guy 1- "You gay dude?"
Guy 2- "Bro, Cindy might be in town tonight!"
Guy 1- "Ah, a little fling cleaning, I see. Well, carry on!"

fling cleaning by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011