Dick Tears

You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.

Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.

by ChesterTM April 27, 2015

lotta dick

Quick way to communicate girth measurement

Lotta dick is a universal safety word

by Tonythetiler February 5, 2021

Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.

"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."

by Bosslady23 July 31, 2014

Andy Dick

An actor with the most fitting last name of all time.

Andy Dick is literally and figuratively a Dick.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021

Widow-Dicking

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

Pogo dick

It is a man slut that bounces from one chick to another. His dick is then called a "pogo dick". He will pretty much fuck anything that moves and once he fucks one bitch then he is on the hunt for another bitch to bounce into. Its like a niggah on a pogo stick bouncing from one place to another but instead it's a dick bouncing from one pussy to another.

"He fucked Jenny then he fucked Maddie and now he's fuckin Jenny again... He's gotta pogo dick!"

by rope2dallyup June 7, 2015

Dick Deficiency

When a girl goes too long without dick, which leads to personality changes, like being hangry. Symptoms include:
Bitchyness
Being irrational

Angry for no reason

Bethany has been bitchy ever since she broke up with her boyfriend, she must have a dick deficiency.

by Squilysquil October 25, 2016