cock caesar salad 

1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.

2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.

1.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?

Nicole: Yeah, why?

Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.

Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!

Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!

2.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.

Nicole: What is it?

Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!

cock caesar salad by Tsmudge09 May 5, 2009

balm cake 

another name for bread rolls, common in manchester.

or

an eccentric or crackpot

the shops out of balm cakes,

or

'e's a right balm cake 'im.

balm cake by rozzler April 16, 2004

cake-up 

A word used to describe the excessive application of facial cosmetics

DAMN ... that skank's foundation is so thick it might as well be called cake-up.

cake-up by Matthew Lake June 11, 2006

Ezekiel 4:12 cake 

A type of cake found in the Old Testament of the Bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of crap.

Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."

You can have your Ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too...

Ezekiel 4:12 cake by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006

cake farts 

What you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake...and fart.

Side effects of cake farts are risk of giant butthole and comical sounding farts. Ask your doctor.

You know what I like the most? Cake farts.

cake farts by RobFrunkis October 18, 2008

cake eater 

A person from Edina, MN. Used because normal people only eat cake on their birthdays or for some other special occasion, while people from Edina eat cake for breakfast because they think they're better than everyone else.

Edina kid: "OMG! i scratched daddy's BMW! looks like i have to get a new one!"
Minneapolis kid: "Shut the fuck up before i rip you to pieces you fuckin cake eater"

cake eater by 612ThUg October 12, 2006

cake boy 

a soft, feminine heterosexual male

Jerome ain't queer. He's just a muthafuckin cake boy!

cake boy by Nasty Nate June 23, 2003