Beard Of Lincoln

Noun; A beard made of pubic hair and secured to the person's face by semen. The Beard of Lincoln is "given" by a man that ejaculates on their sexual partner's chin and cheeks, then rips a handful of his (or their) pubic hair and sprinkles the hair onto the semen. The semen secures the pubic hair to their face and resembles a beard.

"I busted my load on her chin, ripped out a handful of my pubic hair and threw it on the load." You would reply, "Oh man, you gave her the Beard of Lincoln."

by iceman 69 December 23, 2009

Beard Cheers

When one bearded man touches his beard against another man's, as one would do with beverages. Beard cheers, bitches.

Danny: Beard Cheers, mate!
Geoff: Beard Cheers!!
*smash beards together but not hard enough to cause injury*
*high five*

by Dilawntheflymon December 31, 2011

Beading

1: Making necklaces or bracelets out of beads
2: A ritual in the Samburu culture in which 20-year-old grown men put a bead bracelet on 6-year-old girls which represents that the girl has been booked for them to marry later on. After they put on their bracelets, the grown men rape the 6-year-old girls in a sign that the girl is theirs.

Harry man: Hmm, I think I'll choose this one to bead for the beading. (Hump Hump)
6-year-old girl: Ow

by Mr. Kakalaka June 2, 2018

Bearded Clam

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.

That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Nelsin August 14, 2018

overdue bead

1) An orgasm which is long overdue.

2) a drink, make with raspberry vodka, sprite, a splash of cran, and garninshed with lime.

1) "i had such an overdue bead the other night that I filled up 2 condoms"

2) "i might not last long, ive had a bead building up for 2 weeks and its long overdue"

by TaySean D. December 23, 2007

Burning Beard

A female with naturally red hair down there in the pubic region.

Jasmine has naturally red hair. She doesnt shave her pussy, so she can be refered to as a burning beard. She has red pubic hair, like if it was on fire, hence the word "burning beard"

by tejasrc February 18, 2010

Sugar Beard

Aftermath of eating an Oscar Donut and having your beard covered in powdered sugar.

'Man, that was one hell of an Oscar Donut....it game me a full on Sugar Beard.'

by PhatPat33 June 14, 2013