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Anal Flossing 

The act in which a man is standing upright and the woman is bent forward with her head near the mans ass. The man then grabs the woman's hair between his legs and proceeds to floss between his ass cheeks with the woman's hair
I'd climb that tower for a nice anal flossing from Rapunzel.
Anal Flossing by nep1293 January 23, 2014
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anal butter 

its the mixture of a lil bit of shit and cum on your dick after you pull out of a chicks ass, that looks a bit like butter.
man i just fucked your sister in the ass and she licked off all the anal butter of my cock

anal spaghetti 

1when your poop comes out in long thin logs.
2when you're all out of anal beads and pasta sauce and you put the cooked pasta up your girls anal and you eat it out her ass with your mouth fingers or utensils.
I ate so much anal spaghetti last night, I was so full and my girlfriend got a burn on the inside of her asshole.
anal spaghetti by analmaster April 15, 2009

anal publisher 

One who publishes pictures of his/her pulverized anus.
Man, that goatse guy is a really good anal publisher.

Anal Breeze

When you fart and everyone in the room smells it.
He knew why Steve was laughing when the anal breeze set in.
Anal Breeze by TainTedMeAt January 2, 2009

anal penetration muffin 

A reference to penetration of the anus by or with a phallus (generally a penis or dildo) that is attached to a muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).

At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.

Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"

2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."

3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
anal penetration muffin by ®© April 13, 2009