anal fister

Someone who enjoys the awful pleasure of fisting ones anal cavity and touching certain areas around the anus, as a pleasure or hobby.

"why is his hand up that anus?"
"he's an anal fister, felicia"

by hahadgxuduehys January 1, 2015

suprise anal

WHEN SOMEONE STICKS THEIR WILLY IN YOUR NILLY

God I love suprise anal, he stuck his willy in nilly again.

by Sênior Long Schlong October 8, 2017

Anal Clacker

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

by Popularone666 November 23, 2010

anal sneeze

well, an anal sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your anus. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the ass.

mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.

by ten inch steel September 6, 2011

Anal Anonymity

The belief one can release flatulence without being heard or seen.

Billy was sure he had anal anonymity in the library when he let a festering air biscuit fly, however to his dismay his girlfriend had just rounded the corner and was caught in the blast. Billy's personals ad can now be found on craigslist.

by Zappafan76 January 27, 2011

anal extravaganza

When you rip someone’s intestines out though their anal tube.

I don’t like Judy but she is very attractive, might as well have an anal extravaganza with that hoe.

by _roach.killer_ August 6, 2019

anal bbq

The act of putting your penis inside a girls anus while using BBQ sauce as lube then talk your fingers and form a fork put your fingers inside her ass while your penis is inside her

Darius grabbed his BBQ sauce and drenched it all over Miranda's ass then fingered her ass while his was in it.

Kile was gonna give his girlfriends a Anal BBQ

by Cool guy brown October 22, 2013