My Poisoned Romance

The best god damn garage band of all times

"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy

by Spencer(the bas player of mpr) February 13, 2009

My Buddy

A co-worker who constantly seeks others approval and attention. A kiss ass.

Hey look over there, My Buddy is back over at days desk again, third time this hour.

by mrp2008 January 13, 2009

milk my

when a girl gives you the hard's hand job and your dick start to nut that look like milk

that girl was milk my cock last night

by tetsu okima December 9, 2008

Dangle My Dice

When you insert your testicles into someone's asshole

"That trick was a freak. She asked me to dangle my dice in her"

by Tony Everready October 19, 2008

Dust my desk

n. The act of masturbation or handjob, or blowjob, titty fuck or combination thereof

I am going to dust my desk today

by noway am i telling you October 18, 2008

Rubber for my boat

The term used for when you need a condom for your penis

Josh: "Yo you got a rubber for my boat I can use."

Rosie: "Erm yer sure"

by toxicwaste October 22, 2008

unwrap my gift

To remove the clothing from an attractive lady, especially one whom you have either just recently met or have not previously had the privilege of undressing. Expression is used by a horny guy in an effort to portray a more "tempered" and less openly-lustful attitude/mindset to the lady, and to indicate to her that he values and appreciates her whole person, and that he wants to admire and touch her all over her body, not limiting his attentions to merely the "fun zones".

She (being led by the guy to his car): You're handsomer than you look in your online profile!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!

by QuacksO February 2, 2013