Slut Wagon 

1.(adj) a person who partakes in various slutteries, generally in a wagon like manner
2.(noun) a wagon facilitating the transport of sluts and other such persons i.e. he bitch man slut, skank, whore and slutface

1. Shut the fuck up slutface biotch
2. aight bitches to the slut wagon!

Slut Wagon by snowboard512 December 7, 2003

vagina wagon 

An affectionate term coined by me and my mates to refer to my lime green VW type 2 hippy van. Used for cruising around with your girl and getting laid in.

I took the vagina wagon out for a spin last night...

vagina wagon by Shroomfield June 12, 2008

war wagon 

A vehicle, usually a van that has a engine that is suped up to run as fast and have as much horsepower a possible. And is armor plated with heavy machine guns mounted in and/or on it and is sometimes armed with bazooks ect. so that it can be used to rob banks and/or kidnap women ect. and to excape from and fight police.

We got us a war wagon.

war wagon by Judge dredd7 October 2, 2011

Mama's hoopty wagon

A vehicle of poor condition that teenagers use which usually belongs to their mom.

"Dude, that chick's car sucks."
"Yeah, she thinks shes all cool sporting her mama's hoopty wagon"

Mama's hoopty wagon by D-Lo May 13, 2005

Big Monkey Wagon 

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.

He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Big Monkey Wagon.

Big Monkey Wagon by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

kaffir wagon 

The equivalent of a 'paddy wagon' substituting the worthlessness of a kaffir for the awesomeness of an Irishman.

In this day and age, kaffirs fill up these 'paddy wagons' left and right.

-Dude run, the paddy wagon is coming.

-What the fuck is a paddy wagon? Oh you mean the kaffir wagon?

kaffir wagon by Uncle Choad December 9, 2008

the wagner 

1.completey erectifying ones damnation towards hell due to an extreme vowed act of brown-nosing.
2.Oten envolving instances more similar to that of a french kiss on the anal rectum of;
a.your employer's and;
b.fellow collegeas alike
3. Usually a person whom as 'so to speak' has "made it to the top" due to past ramifactions regarding anal probing

"Hey Dad, why did Timmy's Dad get so rich?--Well son, Timmy's Dad pulled a wagner to get to the top!"

the wagner by Jippy July 21, 2004