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One of shastas dog treats.
Get the diva a trat before she beats you with her necklace.
trat by evilrabbi December 5, 2004

Johnson Treatment 

Named after the pursuassive technique used by Lyndon B. Johnson. A Johnson Treatment is a handjob provided by a person or the opposite or same sex. Generally used while texting.
Yea i gave him the Johnson Treatment, but he didnt seem to enjoy it.

shock and awe treatment

Pointer finger and middle finger up. Pointer and middle connected at sides. Ring finger down. Pinky up.

-One in the pink, Two in the stink-
I gave my girlfriend the shock and awe treatment and she just absolutely loved it.

Urban Theater 

Acting out a plot or character in public such that any witnesses, spectators or unwitting participants believe that what they see is real.
Yakshamesh, my name a Borat!

or

acting belligerently drunk at an otherwise boring party while only your friends know that you aren't actually shit-faced

or

disrupting a class with a petty feud between friends in which one throws a granola bar at the other for telling the teacher he was texting. This is an example of two-person urban theater because both friends were in on the act, while the rest of the class and the teacher were not
Urban Theater by laughfactory March 30, 2009

Don't threaten me with a good time! 

To make a threat or boycott in which the person or group you're leveraging this against finds appearing
Libtards: If you ban abortion we're going on a sex strike
Pro-lifers: Don't threaten me with a good time!

special treatment

Going out of one's way to humiliate and punish internet site users who cannot control themselves or their behavior.
Since you are not able to follow the simple rules, respect and common sense that most 5-year-olds can handle, we are going to give you "the special treatment".
special treatment by Ima Professor September 26, 2020