Yakshamesh, my name a Borat!

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acting belligerently drunk at an otherwise boring party while only your friends know that you aren't actually shit-faced

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disrupting a class with a petty feud between friends in which one throws a granola bar at the other for telling the teacher he was texting. This is an example of two-person urban theater because both friends were in on the act, while the rest of the class and the teacher were not

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak