Yakshamesh, my name a Borat!

or

acting belligerently drunk at an otherwise boring party while only your friends know that you aren't actually shit-faced

or

disrupting a class with a petty feud between friends in which one throws a granola bar at the other for telling the teacher he was texting. This is an example of two-person urban theater because both friends were in on the act, while the rest of the class and the teacher were not

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz