Sex

When you ejaculate in her ear and slurp it out only to spit it into the other ear.

I just had sex twice dude!

by Lil Nole September 19, 2020

Sex

Someone’s gender, come on did you really think I’d be that dirty

Your child’s sex is Male

by Creed of Assasins May 7, 2018

sex

Sex is only for people who want to have offspring. It's stupid to do it for no reason.

What kind of idiot would go around doing such degenerate things like sex!?

by Definition4975 March 16, 2019

Sex

Don't try it. It's overrated. Virginity is cool, kids. Stay pure

I have a pathological fear of sex.

by I stole your nose September 12, 2020

Sex

A multiplayer game from 2 people to 7,6 billion people.
There is no player limit probably.
As all games, not all girls(if not the majority) are good at it.
There is a single-player mode as well(masturbation) that is used by people who struggle to find someone to play with.

"Hey! Do you wanna have sex with me?"
"No, your joystick is too small, go masturbate."

by kansas54 May 5, 2017

Sex

Have sex

“Ahh push that dick in” amy moaned

“ of course “ Braden whispered in a Amy’s ear

Suddenly Braden took out his dick and pushed his finger in

“ deeper deeper” Amy moaned

“ until it hurts” Braden said

Listening to Amy’s moans only made him go deeper and deeper then he took his finger out of Amy’s vagina m and amy got on her knees and started to eat bradens big thick dick

“ mmm tastes good” Amy said as she stopped eating bradens cock

“ wait! I just remembered something WE FOGOT A CONDOM!”

Hey baby that was some amazing sex last night, your penis was nice and big

by I’m here and I’m dirty March 21, 2020

Sex

Sex is like history
You do it once

And history replays itself

God let’s go back to history class....
Oh so your gonna have sex tonight

by I.don’t.care_6 December 8, 2019