Nathan Livings

The detestable father of William James Livings, he has a crippling gambling addiction which has drained his family of all money and has racked up thousands in credit card debt. He is short (4ft to be exact), bald and a 'Damned Juggernaut' likened to the appearance of Mr Hyde. He is associated with the Morman church and is the churches number 1 'Soaking' master. Husband to the domineering wife Katy Livings who strikes fear into the souls of many. He is currently unemployed and resides in the casino's female bathroom munching on the Morrisons savers crisps after his recent slot machine loss. If you see this man please hide your poker chips as to not fuel his gambling addiction.

Nathan Livings you are under arrest for indescent exposure.

by Toby Sharpe December 5, 2024

i'm a prince and i live in a car

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.

i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand

by manzanaverde May 13, 2024

never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

Living BeJrooOOm

The universe 🌎worlds of the living BeJrooOOmun beings.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

I invented and made and created the living BeJrooOOms. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 17, 2021

sicker calves have lived

no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper

You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived

by one sick calf March 6, 2010

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 6, 2021