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A city that likes to boast about how culturally important it is, despite the fact that the only things to come out of Liverpool are criminals and the god-damn fucking beat-les. It seems to be scouse law that whenever you go outside Liverpool, you must always tell everyone that looks at you that it is the funniest place on earth full of the nicest people. i suspect this is a ploy to get more unsuspecting visitors for mugging. In reality, Liverpool is an absolute shithole, a city that seems to be held together using only grafitti, vomit and stacks of torn rubbish bags with the occasional used nappy thats been ran over in the middle of the road. NOTHING funny EVER came out of Liverpool, except that laughable excuse for music. Sonya, Cilla Black, and yes, you cretins, the Beatles are NOT MUSIC.
And don't get me started on the accent. Scousers do not speak english. they actually speak some strange Klingon dialect from a place where everyone has chronic bronchitis. There are a few that sound like the Fat Controller from Thomas the tank engine, the kind of voice that just drones on and on and on and on until you slit your wrists. And what the fuck is the deal with the bloody Liver bird??? that ridiculous building in the middle of the Ghetto looks more like a bloody Green Chicken Mosque. i've never checked, but i bet every day at midday, they blast "You'll Never Work Again" out of the top of it and every scouser bends down and waves their arse at the rest of the country in rememberance of the fact that Liverpool truly is the sphincter of this planet, and any colonic irrigation should be sent their way as soon as possible. I fucking hate Liverpool and i hope that this little rant has somehow helped me to overcome the years of torture i had to go through constantly going there with my family. I hate it, i hate it, i fucking bloodywell shagging HATE IT!
And don't get me started on the accent. Scousers do not speak english. they actually speak some strange Klingon dialect from a place where everyone has chronic bronchitis. There are a few that sound like the Fat Controller from Thomas the tank engine, the kind of voice that just drones on and on and on and on until you slit your wrists. And what the fuck is the deal with the bloody Liver bird??? that ridiculous building in the middle of the Ghetto looks more like a bloody Green Chicken Mosque. i've never checked, but i bet every day at midday, they blast "You'll Never Work Again" out of the top of it and every scouser bends down and waves their arse at the rest of the country in rememberance of the fact that Liverpool truly is the sphincter of this planet, and any colonic irrigation should be sent their way as soon as possible. I fucking hate Liverpool and i hope that this little rant has somehow helped me to overcome the years of torture i had to go through constantly going there with my family. I hate it, i hate it, i fucking bloodywell shagging HATE IT!
"Sign on, Sign on,
with your giro in your hand,
and you'll never work again,
Yoooooou'll neeever work again"
A traditional Liverpool song
with your giro in your hand,
and you'll never work again,
Yoooooou'll neeever work again"
A traditional Liverpool song
liverpool by Gopher_By_Fender September 22, 2005
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all lives matter
a phrase used to convey that everyones life matters, unfortunatly people think it is racist even though it contains all races
me: all lives matter!
idiot: YouRe A RAcIST BiGOt For CaRinG aBouT AlL PeOple INstEAD Of CariNG AboUT 1 sPecIfic MiNORitY GrOUp
idiot: YouRe A RAcIST BiGOt For CaRinG aBouT AlL PeOple INstEAD Of CariNG AboUT 1 sPecIfic MiNORitY GrOUp
all lives matter by strange liberal November 17, 2020
All Lives Matter
A phrase that came after Black Lives Matter. Not to take away anything from BLM. But to simply let whoever who uses BLM as something to support the killing of innocent cops and/or bully someone because they are a cop, know that two wrongs does not make a right and as we all support BLM let's not forget not everyone who wears blue is racist and against you. All Lives Matter have been misunderstood by many, but it is simply saying together we are better! Let's fix the issue with black lives and not treat cops how some may treat black lives. Together we will end inequality. All Lives Matter is not against BLM we are standing by you, so let us all do this together!
Person1: "Black Lives Matter! Fuck cops! They are all pigs! Let's kill cops!"
Person2: "Woah! I am all about fighting for black rights, but just like not every black person is a crimmal, not every cops is a 'pig'. No matter what career you are in or what the color of your skin is there are good and bad people. So please stop trying to divide us! Black Lives Matter and so does cops lives. Please don't misuse BLM. All Lives matter! And please don't think I'm trying to take the shine away from the issue going on here".
Person1: "All Lives Matter? You are racist!"
Person2:"You think killing innocent cops are okay? I don't! Some think killing someone cause they are black is ok. I don't. I am not against you! I am against anyone that thinks killing innocent people is ok. All Lives Matter!"
Person2: "Woah! I am all about fighting for black rights, but just like not every black person is a crimmal, not every cops is a 'pig'. No matter what career you are in or what the color of your skin is there are good and bad people. So please stop trying to divide us! Black Lives Matter and so does cops lives. Please don't misuse BLM. All Lives matter! And please don't think I'm trying to take the shine away from the issue going on here".
Person1: "All Lives Matter? You are racist!"
Person2:"You think killing innocent cops are okay? I don't! Some think killing someone cause they are black is ok. I don't. I am not against you! I am against anyone that thinks killing innocent people is ok. All Lives Matter!"
All Lives Matter by The truth for real October 23, 2020
liverpool slang
"Phase two; in which Doris gets her oats." (John Lennon in a "Liverpool Slang" accent)
"Our John bid us tu-ra, and took a book on his holiday Magical-Mystery Tour and caravan trip; we were just playing silly-buggers for the cinema clips." (Ringo Starr)
"Our John bid us tu-ra, and took a book on his holiday Magical-Mystery Tour and caravan trip; we were just playing silly-buggers for the cinema clips." (Ringo Starr)
liverpool slang by dynojet March 7, 2014
Liverpool fan
A person that started supporting Liverpool since they started actually winning 2019 or 2020 and usually calls themselves a die hard long life Liverpool fan Ynwa also known as a glory hunter
Liverpool fan by Nway November 1, 2020
Livejournal
1.A diary service that caters to the masses and where one can write about theories, feelings or irrelevant meaningless inane diary entries that have no substance.
2. It seems now that more often than not, the purpose of an LJ is to write enough emotional entries to make it FRIENDS ONLY.
2. It seems now that more often than not, the purpose of an LJ is to write enough emotional entries to make it FRIENDS ONLY.
1. a. I have written the equation to life, go me!
b. I'm so depressed! *cries a river*
c. Lyke omg god. F*CK! Blabla life sux, blabla dumped today, blabla got up and had milk and cookies.
2. "Lyke, OMG! I have three friends! Now I can make my journal friends only!"
b. I'm so depressed! *cries a river*
c. Lyke omg god. F*CK! Blabla life sux, blabla dumped today, blabla got up and had milk and cookies.
2. "Lyke, OMG! I have three friends! Now I can make my journal friends only!"
Livejournal by Some random chick May 20, 2005