Carpeyolo

Carpeyolo means carpeyolo. This is a saying used by many celebrities

Fan:I love *celebrity*
Celebrity:Carpeyolo

by SokSokSop February 27, 2023

Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

Carpenter Bees

The ducking worst thing ever. they're really loud and whenever i go outside, they just fucking harass me. They buzz really loud and just fly around me and they never stop.

Timmy: Hey John! Wanna go outside?
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees

by Margarine_Human April 15, 2023

Carpe Carp Carp

When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.

Oh my god, that man carpe carp carped me!

by Elonsifier May 15, 2023

Caretakerbody

Defined A stocky powerful, normally ethnic, though some Southern white women also fit the bill; body able to move and manipulate the largest/most robust of bodies to the most fragile/frail of forms with ease. Characteristics: oddly muscular yet undefined arms; maybe one or two stomach rolls, yet still powerful core, soft, cushy, sympathetic bosom; "tell it like it is", but compassionate speech; and absolutely sculpted cankles.

Defined cute,has like caretakerbody but she keeps her hair nice, she can cook, she's loyal, she knows how to dress, and she knows a girl's place, that's wife material. You better quit playing around before somebody else grabs her.

by Ilovechubbygirls@1 July 6, 2023

Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!

My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"

by PV Person August 22, 2023

carletear

make something untidy or dirty. mishandle a situation.

"Anoche la carletie y llame a mi novia con el nombre de mi ex" "Estas borracho, no la vayas a carletear y no vayas a manejar tu carro, mejor llama un uber"

by yeguamma October 21, 2024