b.m.w.

built muthafuckin' wrong

that girl is b.m.w., damn, i dont even wanna see her naked.

by 745 February 14, 2008

bmfao

blushing my fuckin ass off..!!

anton: hey i kno who yur crush is, ass-hole..!! >_<

chinu: shitttttt..!! *bmfao*..!!

by joychinu November 7, 2010

bmw

Stands for Body Made Wrong. Usually said to an ugly person, making fun of thier appearance.

Guy: You're a BMW
Ugly girl: I'm a car?
Guy: No You're a Body Made Wrong

by SouthPole April 24, 2005

bmtf

the abbreviation bmtf can mean two different things but are both used in the same situation. it is used when someone does something stupid, is annoying or does something else which is negative. when the person is a girl it means: bitches make tears flow. when referring to a guy it means: boys are made to fail.

guy: is Obama the president of the US or a basketball player?
girl: a basketball player?
guy: bmtf

by xxholol69 December 14, 2010

BMW

Big Mexican Women

Damn, I'm gonna drive me a BMW tonight.

Uh, but you drive a Honda?

Nah, fool. A BMW!!

What?

You know Gloria over in housewares?

by Darkside514 September 14, 2008

bmoobs

a combination of Back & Moobs when you hug a guy you can carress his bmoobs

"I honked his bmoobs man!"

by Adam the Flatulent October 30, 2007

bmw

A car driven mainly by people from lower social class. They roam the streets with their BMWs to show that they are something. BMW is not match for Mercedes. It would be an insult for a Mercedes to be compared with a BMW, because technologically BMW is way behind Mercedes.
Moreover, they are very ugly and bulky.

1. Don’t drive bmws because it might ruin your reputation.
2. BMW: Bad Motor Work

by datra February 4, 2007