Woman

You...

Hey look at that woman

by Larren2e destr9er August 5, 2022

Powerful Woman

A woman with enough power to masturbate

Boy: Did Emma tell you how much she masturbates
Girl: YES! She is such a powerful woman!

by klbrnn April 11, 2025

Long Cool Woman

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song

A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise

She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all

I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at

Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun

Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living

With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)

by Death Menace May 7, 2023

leftover woman

a woman that is a rancid diseased perverted evil con-artist thus unmarriable which is all easily recognizable by the fact she is neither married nor engaged to be married by age 25

If 90% of women become leftover women thus unmarriable, that leaves 90% of men unmarried as well which will spell the collapse of civilization. It is not men's duty nor burden to marry a rancid diseased perverted evil con-artist also known as a leftover woman.

by Objective-Reason Daddy May 25, 2025

Red Woman Syndrome

Red Woman Syndrome is a disease passed on from a Wicked Red Woman to a man. It can only occur in males who have come into contact with wicked red woman.Serious cases of this disease come from heartbreak or taking in a horn from a red woman.There is no known cure for this disease at the moment but getting back tgt with the red woman is very beneficial

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John got horn by a red woman, he now has red woman syndrome

by Dr.Jacobdavirgin March 4, 2022

dervish woman

A dervish woman is a woman who is dhulbahante

she's a dervish woman!

by readyforthemoon55 September 6, 2020

40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification

Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"

by 40 year old May 17, 2023