Power Shopping

when you go shopping, and you don't know what hurts the most: your feet, your wallet, or your arms (from holding the bags).

Megan: "Maddie, we are a power shopping dream team. no, wait. we're better than power shoppers."

Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"

Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."

by ben d. over January 8, 2013

Dropping my Shopping

Ejackulating

Man 1:Did you hear, tim dropped his shopping all over katie's face last night
Man 2:No way!!!

(in bed) man:I'm dropping my Shopping!
Woman:Pull out pull out!

by lllumpy September 14, 2009

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 23, 2008

Window shopper

someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.

Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?

Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper

by Fish_tacozzx September 30, 2012

shope

A device that one blows smoke into to prevent a room from smelling like marijuana. Made by stuffing a toilet paper roll with dryer sheets.

After she took a hit, she blew the smoke through the shope to avoid the smell of pot lingering in her room.

by JerichoM February 7, 2007

shopping

the act of hesitantly attending and abandoning multiple social gatherings until one is deemed worthy of staying or the list of alternatives has been exhausted.

Yo, is that motherfucker shopping right now? Tell him/her to sit his/her ass down and stop pretending like he/she has somewhere better to be!

by cbrown_uws November 12, 2012

shopkin

An intentional bug inserted into a computer program to initiate contact with the end user

The shopkin definition is self-explanatory – no example required

by DreX September 25, 2005