Painted

To be extremely high on Marijuana

being painted is the art of being so high that your own house feels like a movie seen

“Dude I’m fucking painted”

“Last night I was so painted”

“You look painted as fuck Hoss”

by TheVeryPeculiarManInTheHouse February 23, 2019

painting underwear

to get drunk

let's go paintundewear tonight!

by Eloisy April 19, 2003

painted gezabelle

a baller that happened to get jewed into getting shot out, or sacrificed himself to bunker the mofo in the snake

Mark Mingle is very rarely a painted gezabelle

by Big Ballah March 15, 2005

paintstick

Where someone shoves a paint stick filled with raw eggs up their ass and then sits down on it, forcing the liquid into their bowels.

That guy Watson last night man, he took a paintstick with an egg that had a double yolk! He couldn't sleep for a week!

by ChaddyBoyWatsonFortBragg December 17, 2007

paint the treehouse

a blow job; a blow job characterized by the up and down licking motion of the tongue.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you take home that girl that you met at the bar last night?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, man!"

Guy 1: "Did you get her to paint the treehouse?"

Guy 2: "Yup, she even put a second coat of paint on later!"

by D-Dubbs October 15, 2007

urban paintbrush

when you have sex with a girl while she is on her period then you pull out and draw a picture on her belly with your penis as the paint brush and the blood as the paint.

after my girl and i had sex while she was on her period i used my urban paintbrush to draw a dinosaur.

by xbloodpugx February 8, 2010

Bout to go hard in the paint.

Going hard in the paint means “i’m feeling this situation and I’m about to go hard in the paint. Meaning, I’m about to make it do what it do. “NOW WHAT?”

Tonight I’m about to go hard in the paint. Make it do what it do.

by Chasedogg50 February 20, 2021