Olive Garden

Where you take someone to get a blow job afterwards. only when you pay though.

girl: lets go to olive garden, ill let you pay

man: YessssSSS!!

by terifupoo March 26, 2009

olive

"Mascot" for Martini drinkers. Had quite possibly the funniest elimination on most extreme elimination challenge ever, during Sinkers and Floaters. Lost her pimento on "The Impassable Stones of Mount McKidney".

There she goes! Losing her Pimento!

by ZJP Version 1.0 February 16, 2004

Olive Loaf

Something that one think ones wants but that one ends up quietly regretting ever having considered in the first place.

This slang came from a couple of friends (who were roommates) of mine, one of whom decided during a trip to the supermarket that he just had to buy that enticing package of olive loaf from the meat department. The olive loaf sat in the fridge for weeks unopened before the other friend demanded that it be thrown out. At that point the name of the meat became synonymous with something that a person momentarily and mistakenly desires. It could be, for instance, used to describe a physically attractive but otherwise obnoxious or troubled person, as in "She's hot-looking but she's still olive loaf."

by The I Shing December 11, 2003

brandon oliveira

a very sexy man who lives in westport

Dude I saw Brandon Oliveira yesterday.

by big o 543 July 4, 2009

dropping the olives

Slang for performing the sexual act of your choice

Pam and I went back to my room, and were dropping the olives all night.

by Teej April 10, 2005

stuffed olive

The act of placing a moist log of poo under someones armpit so that when they sqeeze down the poo pushed out from either side of the arm, resembling a stuffed olive.

The toilet wasn't working so I gave my partner a stuffed olive.

by Kristin Elshout August 22, 2006

olive basketball

A game popular with college fraternities, in which it is necessary to have a strong guy enforce the rules:
Everybody gets naked and shoves a pimento-stuffed olive up their asses, then tries to deposit them in a milk bottle on the floor. If the contestant misses the bottle, he has to eat his olive. If he kicks over the bottle, he has to eat everybody's olives.

Hey, dudes, I'm feeling like bored. You know? Uh, let's play some bitchin' olive basketball!

by Harry January 17, 2004