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head for the mountains 

Its when you really do not like someone and think they are really stupid and you tell them to head for the mountains.
Weird Kid:I love ballet
Cool Kid:Alright just for saying that head for the mountains you freak
Weird Kid:Which ones
Cool Kid:I dont care you pick you prick

Big Rock Candy Mountains 

In the depression era, A tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. Tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. First sung about by Harry McClintock.

Now, It's a Skwatta's version of paradise. It's what keeps punks on the street hopeful.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright.

The handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.

mountains 

The breasts that are usually big
Hey, you with the big mountains!
mountains by Liam May 13, 2005

mountainarious 

mountainarious > lmao _ rofl + megalolz
mountainarious by BianXinator March 15, 2009

Reindeer Mounting 

Reindeer mounting is common game played around Christmas time. You and a couple of you buddies go driving through unknown neighborhoods or your own and place stupid light up reindeer on the hinds quarters of the others.
for examples on Reindeer Mounting see sex and doggy style

Mountainside NJ 

Mountainside NJ is a charming town centered in union county. It is the nicest town in union county. It also has the cheapest taxes since their is no high school. Kids don't have anything to do in this town besides "hangout at 711" or drive around in their brand new cars. Most households are two income family's. Everyone in this town thinks their house is worth more than people would pay for it. There is only 5 stores downtown so everybody goes to westfield and considers it their own down town. Mothers have nothing to do but drive around their fancy Volvo or suburban and complete their one task of the day and that is to pick their child up at Deerfield. If you live in mountainside most likely one or more of your parents commute to work in NYC by train or bus. Almost every street in mountainside has at least one poorly build McMansion that will likely concave in the nest 20 years because of the cheap building materials used. If you attended Deerfield middle school god help you because the education system and teachers is best described as poop. If your from mountainside then you will know how many old people are residents of here. The old people walk in the middle of the road causing traffic. Basically mountainside is the breeding grounds for WASPs. Average income in mountainside is about 120,000 dollars but most families are bringing in 200,000 or are living on old money.
Your from mountainside NJ"

"Yes i am"

" You must be a rich ball a shit republican"
Mountainside NJ by Classyman October 15, 2013