Skip to main content

Rally Goggles

(verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"
by OC2025 July 21, 2025
mugGet the Rally Goggles mug.

ayala goggles

when students at ruben s. ayala highschools are so chopped that people who are typically viewed as unattractive, becomes attractive.
John: "yo ___ is so pretty"
Jamal: "hell naw twin, ayala goggles fr"
by foottickler69420 July 26, 2025
mugGet the ayala goggles mug.

Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.
M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012
mugGet the Emotional beer goggles mug.

Residential Beer Goggles

When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.
"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."
by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017
mugGet the Residential Beer Goggles mug.

Clout gang goggles

She wore those clout gang goggles to ignore the haters
by Buckle July 9, 2018
mugGet the Clout gang goggles mug.

Japanese Rain Goggles

Contact lenses worn specifically for the purpose of avoiding eye irritation when performing bukkake scenes.

As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.
"Oh Bruce, remember to pack some Japanese Rain goggles for the Hot Rods bukkake shoot tomorrow, 'cause we'll need you bright-eyed for your Army of Ass scene straight after".
by mechalurker May 18, 2019
mugGet the Japanese Rain Goggles mug.

Japanese Rain Goggles

Japanese Rain Goggles was introduced by Two and A Half Men director indeed but don't you just get what it means? It means you can either do a Golden Rain or a Sperm Sprinkle without actually closing your eyes. The problem of people to understand and this server posting it is people are too afraid to admit what it actually means or play with a thought at all. Japanese were always very playful and sexually twisted. That is why Chuck Lorre used this "made up" combination !
Do it , go ahead, I am wearing Japanese Rain Goggles.
by TokyoIsHere November 8, 2019
mugGet the Japanese Rain Goggles mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email