Your Father

non existent or not real

"santa is as fake as your father"

by anonymous December 24, 2022

Yes Father

A gay church porn series for the homos and the melon munchin coons

I love Yes Father !

by YesFather.com December 27, 2022

Bed farter

Someone who farts in bed

Ayy I was sleepin with my wifey and i was such a Bed farter

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

Alleged father

A man committing the act of dna kidnapping

We found out that he was the alleged father of Emma

by 459395 March 15, 2023

adjudicated father

Alleged father

He is no longer the adjudicated father of Jennifer

by 459395 April 15, 2023

Yurty father

Same as yurt but with more enthusiasm. To agree with something someone says very enthusiastically.

Person: I got with that girl last night.
You: Yurty father, thank god I saw it coming.

by RoryRPM April 20, 2023

My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 20, 2023