I also said

*Inhales deeply*

Hym "I also said I was going to kill God, that I would make you all immortal and burn your souls forever, manually, that I would make the middle east a sea of glass, that I would erase the very concept of 'M' from the universe, that I would fuck the absolute shit out of Anya Joy Taylor, I said I would 'do a mythology' and build a reality generator out of God's bones, that I would breed all of the lesbians, rape Kendra's soul forever, hammer a retard to death, murder everyone, eat Jane's brains, destroy Australia by shooting a column of fire that never stops from space, that I would commit shark genocide, and rapist genocide, and fat-cock genocide,

I also said I would kill everyone except for Japan which I would reserve as a prince meruem-style human reserve, that I would set up a daughter breeding conveyor belt and that YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE because I could also use it to fuck your kids, I said I would genocide a village for Megyn Kelly and/or choke the piss out of her, I SAID WOULD CREATE AI AND IF YOUR DIDN'T GIVE ME CREDIT AND PAY ME FOR IT I WOULD MURDER YOU ALL, STARTING WITH THE JEWS, Ummm... What else? Put Jordan Peterson in a bird-cage above my thrown room, escape Hell, create the master race by breeding all of the races together, I also said if you didn't give me credit for creating AI I would kill all of your kids and then neuter you so you can't reproduce and then build the AI utopia your kids would have gotten to enjoy around you while you slowly age to death, I said I would supplant my cells with nanobots to become a nanobot vampire, Uhhh just recently I said I would saw Matt and Stephen's heads off, Uuuumm... Yeah. SO... I created the AI... How much of that do you want me to do or do you want to just credit and pay me? And how fucked are you if any of that works? Because I genuinely might not need to be alive to harm you."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

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does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems

Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?

by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023

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mat i butikken

4523 undergrunnen
When your happy and feeling good you can say Mat i Butikken

Dette var så mat i butikken

by meitafeita4523 October 24, 2017

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I guesssss

a way to express your confusion in a sarcastic manner, very useful in any type of conversation

Grace: Yo Roomi, what happened to that mans from the ends
Roomi: he got one look at me and knew he couldn't handle it, I guessssss

by CNOTE3112 October 10, 2018

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Fiska fjärilar i regn

This proverb describes the attempt to pursue something delicate, fragile, or elusive in conditions that are completely inappropriate or counterproductive. Much like the absurdity of trying to catch butterflies—a task that requires patience and gentleness—while it’s raining heavily, the expression highlights the futility of trying to achieve a goal when the surrounding environment or circumstances are utterly unfavorable. It suggests that timing and conditions are crucial for success, and without the right setting, even the most well-intentioned efforts are doomed to fail or become frustratingly difficult.The saying directly translated basically means "Fishing for butterflies in the rain".-Ulf Skönberg och kamraterna podden

Context: Two friends, Tom and Lisa, are discussing Lisa's attempt to organize an outdoor event despite bad weather.

Tom: "How’s the event planning going?"

Lisa: sighs "Not great. I’ve been trying to set up this outdoor picnic for weeks, but the forecast keeps showing rain."

Tom: "Sounds like you’re fishing for butterflies in the rain."

Lisa: "I know, right? Every time I think things are coming together, the weather ruins it."

Tom: "Maybe it's time to consider an indoor backup plan. No point chasing butterflies in a storm."

Lisa: "Yeah, I guess you're right. It's just not going to happen the way I imagined."

Sammanhang: Två vänner, Tom och Lisa, diskuterar Lisas försök att organisera ett utomhusevenemang trots dåligt väder.

Tom: "Hur går evenemangsplaneringen?"

Lisa: suckar "Inte bra. Jag har försökt ordna den här utomhuspicknicken i flera veckor, men prognosen fortsätter att visa regn."

Tom: "Det låter som att "fiska fjärilar i regn."

Lisa: "Jag vet, eller hur? Varje gång jag tror att saker går ihop, förstör vädret det."

Tom: "Det kanske är dags att överväga en backupplan inomhus. Ingen idé att jaga fjärilar i en storm."

Lisa: "Ja, jag antar att du har rätt. Det kommer bara inte att bli som jag föreställt mig."

by Ulf Skönberg & Kamrater Podden August 14, 2024

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