Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014

Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

Shit scare

When you get scared so Badly you poo poo in your pants.

"James was running in the hallway to his room, he stubbed his toe and shit scared himself because he saw his bone sticking out."

by My wise words of wisdom September 13, 2016

Shit Baby

A baby born from an asshole, shit babies are called shit babies not because of this, but because they are the shit.

Zach is a Shit Baby! He literally is the shit, man.

by Ispeakthetruth69420 September 20, 2019

Nut shit

Someone that's pissed of or annoyed at someone

She on nut shit

by Godly science February 2, 2021

shit esteem

Diarrhea

Me: you need to get that shit esteem outta your ass

by Zekuro December 24, 2021

Shit licker

If you are a "shit licker", then you are a nobody at life and always no matter what never learn from your past mistakes.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Definitely not a shit licker"

by Dathoe225 March 26, 2020