off the wall paul

That midlife crisis guy who dresses like he mugged a 13 year old on the way to the skate park and is still going by his 17 year old douchey nickname.

Here comes an off the wall Paul; he's 40 but dresses like Tony Hawk's youngest son; acts like a poser

by DMack2018 May 29, 2018

Wall Street Journal

Ew. Just ew. Their editorials are hot garbage but probably THE worst part is their archaic subscription practice, which is an outright scam! Once subscribed there is no way to cancel it online, they don't even take email, you have to actually call them to cancel. And if you live outside of the US, well good luck finding the proper line.

Imagine owning a huge ass news corporation with their own mobile app, and yet they STILL don't give people the option to cancel their subscription via web or app. That's Wall Street Journal for ya.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 30, 2022

paint my walls

I want my man to ejaculate inside my vagina

I love you so much , I want you to paint my walls baby

by anonymous January 1, 2022

Tear down this wall!

Ronald Reagan’s most famous line.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

by The Real Driller December 28, 2021

We are wearing in the wall

Joke used by egyptians, commonly used by students before exams. It's a translation of the arabic phrase "e7na benelbs fe el 7et" / "احنا بنلبس في الحيت"

"Hey, did you see the "we are wearing in the wall" Instagram chain that Hanin started?"

by esraa_thegoat January 27, 2022

Put the pretzels on the wall

To think outside the box; something totally unexpected and different.

Person 1 "Hey man, the professor is insane!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"

by Legs' advocate April 19, 2022

Mud Wall Jutsu

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.

Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."

by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021