Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Your mom

Your mom.

Your mom

by -your_mom- November 22, 2021

Your Mom

The best comeback in the world

Guy 1: Hey your penis is a tic tac!!!
Guy 2: No wonder why your moms breath smells so fresh.

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Your mom

a hot sexy beautiful amazing powerful seductive woman

"Is that YOUR MOM?? omg she is so hot I wanna 69 her"

by taesrealwife🤨 November 23, 2021

Your mom

Something I do every night

Billy: Yo Briana what you doing tonight
Briana: Your mom
Billy: Wait what?

by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021

your mom

a phrase used as a reply to dumb questions from dumb people

Person: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night?
Me: Your mom

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Your Mom

Someone who is hotter than you.

"Your mom is kinda hot"

by Yourmomishotterthanyou November 23, 2021