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one-way rivalry

A one-way rivalry is a rivalry where one of the participants is much more emotionally invested in the conflict. This state could arise if one of the parties (A) to the rivalry objectively outmatches the other (B) in significant way. The inferior party (B) will continue to value the prospect of winning, while (A) will shift focus toward other competitors that provide more of a challenge. Alternatively, (A) may simply have lost interest in the rivalry.

(B) may perceive their opponent (A) to be elitist or condescending if the one-way status of rivalry becomes clear. Conversely, (A) may consider (B) to be desperate or insecure.
1. In sports, the Mets-Yankees rivalry is a great example of a one-way rivalry. By virtue of their geographic proximity, some conflict between the teams is inevitable. However, the Yankees are widely acknowledged to be the more powerful of the two and find the Red Sox to be a more worthy opponent (though the Sox-Yankees has had elements of a one-way rivalry in the past).

2. Perhaps the most significant example in US society is the South's antagonism for the North. Many Southerners still bear great ill will toward the North for their victory in the Civil War and subsequent control during Reconstruction, some even believing that the North may be actively attempting to "keep them down". Actual antagonism from Northerners toward the South is generally limited to jokes about the Southern accent and the like.
one-way rivalry by zedknee March 9, 2011
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one-wipper 

after making a dirty BM...wham, one wipe cleans it up!
I am jealous of Mark, I never have a one-wipper after Moe's!
one-wipper by tominateK May 2, 2011

one hand sack basket 

A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.
Kevin uses a one hand sack basket when he goes out streaking.

One pop blinger 

A girl with such appearance that one would like to have relations with her once.

note; can only be used within south yorkshire, england.

preferebly if your a (spiceboy)
male a - "what birds sayin?"

male b (pointing) -"cheeky one pop blinger"

Both - "What you sayin darlin?!"
One pop blinger by Sheffjive November 16, 2011

One John Deere Town 

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.
Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.
One John Deere Town by jsd9632 December 5, 2011

one handed dick dance 

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away
i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes

one night lamp

When a guy and a girl get together and makeout, then call it a day.
"I met this girl at the party, and we had a one night lamp. Didn't even get to fuck her.
one night lamp by Boijangle November 28, 2013