by pledge monkey 07 November 14, 2007
1. A primate sculpture made primarily of feces 2. A person of fecal likeness with the mind like that of a simian.
by Al man December 22, 2004
by Steve M January 19, 2004
people who are LOUD, ANNOYING, LAZY, you will see them hanging out in groups of 3 or more, you will never see a porch monkey alone, Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!
AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A
AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A
Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:
Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something
Ima smack her ass
Gurl its hot in here
Gurl this line is too long
Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy
tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something
Ima smack her ass
Gurl its hot in here
Gurl this line is too long
Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy
tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
by tired22 March 17, 2011
You see Rakish today, he was a total snow monkey.
Aseer the Indian boy, friends called him a snow monkey because he put a lot of sun screen before he went on his daily runs.
Aseer the Indian boy, friends called him a snow monkey because he put a lot of sun screen before he went on his daily runs.
by Barney McCain April 03, 2011
A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.
by Usman Yasin January 22, 2008