The Fainting Goat

The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.

A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep

The Fainting Goat by NTRP January 6, 2021

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021

Stoned as a goat 

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

Stoned as a goat by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

Lindsey The Goat 

The hot girl that doesn’t think she is. And will never get dick

Lindsey the goat is so pretty

Lindsey The Goat by Qwertyjddkd January 29, 2022

Feed The Goat.

Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, any despite adversity.

Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.

Feed The Goat. by Growth Squared April 15, 2022

Suck a goat 

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.

You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.

Suck a goat by drypants August 27, 2022

the throat goat symbol 

The hand motion that people who try to act gay do where they act like they are sucking on a cock.

Ngoh!!! Kingston did the throat goat symbol, and he rolled his eyes back.

the throat goat symbol by Novat Snewo October 24, 2022