Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.

Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.

by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023

child predator

Jaxson Muzuk

Jaxson Muzuk is a child predator

by bigdaddy698 May 1, 2023

Poster child

1. In legal terms a minor that is on an ad, poster or other advertisement thing.
2. Someone that is known for something

1. "You have to pay poster children more money the longer they are on"
2. "Sailor moon is the poster child of anime"

by 459395 May 14, 2023

Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023

Gray Child

A young person who was killed in a bombing. The color comes primarily from the coating of rubble and concrete dust on their skin but the lack of color from being deceased also contributes.

Also spelled Grey Child.

After seeing all those videos of families pulling their gray children from the rubble I support a ceasefire in Gaza.

by turnipjs November 21, 2023

Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.

Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-

by FunkyF0rk November 29, 2023

poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023