semi-child

A young teenager. Most appropriately used for people aged 13-15. It can also be spelled without the hyphen and used interchangeably with semi-kid.

I am a 14-year-old semi-child.

by the random. October 26, 2024

child is clips

it’s over or done with

bitch i don’t care how gansta i am if my favorite song starts playing child is clips

by Kambambam April 15, 2024

Child

Tommyinnit is a child

Person 1: Tommyinnit is such a child
Person 2: ikr

by CeliaSimmons_ June 30, 2021

Child

The next stage of a baby.

There are so many child's in the mall.

by RRReeeggg September 29, 2020

child

lunch

Guy 1: what you brought for lunch
Guy 2:a sandwhich what about you guy 3

guy 3:a child

by reddit is basically pornhub March 24, 2021

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Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.

Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3

by Child UwU November 26, 2021

Child

A grown adult that thinks they understand something, when In actuality they are clueless.

This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.

And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.

He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.

I’ve come the the realization that religion is foolish!

Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.

by Dairo11 October 22, 2022