canadian hand grenade 

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it

Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....

canadian hand grenade by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023

Canadian Mario 

It's for me Canadian Mario meanwhile you're watching the Canadian Mario song you have to give me head you sick Canadian

John:Have you watched the Canadian Mario show
Jack:what the hell is the Canadian Mario

Canadian Mario by Mr. Garm May 15, 2023

Canadian Blonde 

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.

person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes

Canadian Blonde by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023

Canadian Dry Ass Job 

A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.

Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)

Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother

Braydon: Mb cuh

Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile

Canadian Dry Ass Job by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023

Canadian Chong 

An asian that canadian asians use.

"That guy was speaking Canadian Chong"

Canadian Chong by RibbyDs June 25, 2023

Canadian Breakfast 

Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.

Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.

Canadian Breakfast by russellooo June 26, 2023

Canadian Encore 

The sexual act of ejaculating into your partner's hands and then, they in turn, clap their hands feverishly back into your face.

The ultimate climax to our hot sex session ended with a Canadian Encore...my face was caked with semen splatter

Canadian Encore by Voidlessly June 29, 2023