blue moon 

When a smurf moons you

JohnsonHey, look at that smurf, it's mooning us.
RichardNow that's a blue moon.

blue moon by Egolistick November 18, 2004

Blue Falafel 

An anal abnormality caused by severe beatings and poundings in the anal hole causing feces and blood to appear while bruising happens and the anal skin turns into a waffle-like texture. Falafel is a Middle Eastern dish made up of ground chickpeas and it is brown and color with red tomatoes often in it. Therefore the end result of the anal beating causes it to "waffle up" and look like a falafel sandwich. Also, it sounds like its vaginal counterpart "Blue Waffle". This definition was introduced by the great philosopher Nas.

Naseer gave that a chick a Blue Falafel.

Blue Falafel by Nasty Nas the Philosopher August 17, 2010

blue coats

A usually-derogatory term for people from "up north". This refers to the Union soldiers during the American Civil War who wore dark blue jackets and frock coats, which was actually the standard color of the Regular US Army for the past several decades leading up to War of Rebellion. (See also Yankees).

White Trash person on the porch in northern Alabama: "Hey, do y'all see thuh blue coats cummin' in thur Leen-cun towncawr down from Ohah-yuh? (Ohio)"

blue coats by Harry Balzac March 23, 2005

Blue Thunder 

The act of making sweet, sweet love to a dolphin's blowhole.

"Man, I was once a lonely fisherman, floating on the seven seas in solitary gloom. Then I discovered Blue Thunder! Never before has my tackle seen such fare!"

Blue Thunder by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

blue waffle maker 

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.

She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.

blue waffle maker by supersab September 30, 2010

blue collar 

People who generally do not have a college education, and go straight into a physical, or modest working class job after high school.

Joe the plumber is a textbook example of blue collar

blue collar by darkhorse008 August 15, 2009

blue balls 

A term made up by men/boys with the intention of guilt-tripping women/girls into giving them an orgasm. No, this is not a medical condition. Yes, it can be uncomfortable and yes they will survive if they dont orgasm. Guys, women can feel the same thing if you bring them to the brink and then dont let them climax. Just because we dont have penises doesnt mean we cant get a form of "blue balls'.

"Oh baby, you have to finish me off or I'll get blue balls!"

blue balls by Luna214 August 20, 2007