Two Hand Touch 

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.

Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"

Two Hand Touch by KillerDolphin23 June 16, 2020

touched 

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'plane-touched')

"A tiefling who's touched has more wits about things than some berk from the Prime."

touched by bender November 19, 2002

Cheese Touch 

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.

Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.

Cheese Touch by Cunt, The Exalted November 14, 2011

Touch 

an inane gesture of 'touchin fists' designed to court favour amongst strangers, particularly when engaged upon by faux urban 'YOOF' residing in Dulwich.

"Awright me man, a what you whippin up?! TOUCH. "(hold out fist limply and squint

a sez umm

Touch by carbz October 20, 2003

ipod touch 

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.

Iflock
because you cant think for yourself

ipod touch

ipod touch by what the hells a pseudonym? March 4, 2009

touch wood 

cockney slang for draw blood

"Do not touch wood from that pig"

touch wood by Ampuero December 10, 2006

iPod touch 

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.

I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!

iPod touch by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012