Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

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Meow machine

A cat that meows excessively, often in a persistent or repetitive manner. The term is used to describe a feline that vocalizes loudly or frequently, whether to demand attention, food, or simply because it's in the mood to chat. A "Meow Machine" is typically known for being especially talkative, sometimes making it hard to ignore.

See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.

"I can’t get any work done with this Meow Machine around—she’s been meowing non-stop for no reason!"

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

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piece machine

Anything that is determine to be a piece.

That's a damn piece machine.

by Auteylou August 12, 2017

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machine gunning

The act of posting multiple times on a bulletin board in order to hit a post number target before your fellow avatars

Example 1

Poster 1 -

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"

"Too late - 10000 is mine!"

Poster 2 - "You machine gunning tw@!"

Example 2

BB Poster 1 : "I see post 250000 is coming up on the THUS thread"

BB Poster 2 : "Aye - i'm gonna machine gun that fecker"

by Beeksy July 9, 2010

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