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Chencing Machine

Nickname of EXO's Chen.
A real dancing machine. This man can shuffle until the sun comes up, but don't invite him to your party because he will whine so much about anything and everything that it'll either make you insane or deaf.
MC: "What do you call yourself?"
Chen: "Chencing machine."
by lizbird July 31, 2017
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Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
by Rimzi May 27, 2024
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Drewing machine

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.
by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025
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Bean Machine

A old clapped out pickup truck owned by a mexican. Usually any old outdated Toyota Pickup
Moises drives his bean machine for his gardening business
by chomperz February 12, 2021
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Blyat Machine

A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
by Sleepy Hed February 26, 2021
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Faggot Machine

A weight "lifiting" apparatus that is not among the free weights, typically involving some form of pulley mechanism
"Theres Joe using the faggot machines again not even touching the free weights"
"I'm exhausted I might as well finish my set on the faggot machines and call it a day"
by Sir Squat August 6, 2023
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Cussing machine gun

Someone who swears so much that they sound like a machine gun
She is swearing so much, she sounds like a cussing machine gun
by Tallo April 14, 2020
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